Wilson the herb is a roommate of ours. We’ve been trying to get him laid all semester, to no fucking avail at all. We’ve brought home one of our lacrosse jumpoffs, Claudie who will surely take one for the team. The other night she got double teamed by Brent and I and quief for hours before Brent’s horny ass buried his face into her wet muff and ate her box out until she came.

So, we figure a girl of such caliber and a dork of such magnitude would be a perfect fit. We execute a plan for her to carry out, as the sultry, big-titted, caramel-skinned beauty saunters up into his room wearing a string thong and a see-through bra. At first, Wilson is nervous and sweating profusely. He has never been in such a situation before. We stare through the window, however, and Claudie starts undressing him. He is a little taken aback by it, but we know he’s thanking the higher power in his head. All of a sudden she starts licking around his stomach and his cock balloons as she starts wrapping her thick lips around it and giving him a cfnm blowjob! Yes!

We look in and see the geek of mammoth proportions try to deposit his erect cock into her mouth as if he’s face fucking her but she’s pretty much controlling the tempo. It seems too good to be true for us, and one of our laxer friends, Dan, jumps in. He bursts through the door with his cock out and starts grabbing her by her thong as she chokes his dick out and begins giving him a cfnm handjob.

She’s got one nerd’s cock in her mouth and one big-dicked idiot’s mammoth meatslinger in her hand in with that Dan starts eating out her snatch while she’s still doming out Wilson the herb.

Every herb has its day.