The surprise was, my sister Jana was not home. The other surprise was her friend Calila was. She was in my room, sitting on my bed and wearing basically a really, really, really slutty outfit that I would only witness at a smut shoot or at a halloween party from heaven, one littered in skanks.
I [...]
I’ve been in such a daze with work and other stuff that I’ve completely forgotten that my older brother Ted is tying the knot this week. I can’t believe he’s getting fucking married.
All the times I’ve seen him saunter into a kiddie pool of a bar and take out some blazing 18-year-old who he pounded [...]
Riley is this hot, banging-bodied slut who is always working out her lovely-sculpted, toned ass at the track when I’m running.
I use her fucking ass as motivation to get myself around these laps without my big cock interfering and tying me up. Being a big-dicked idiot, I think I have a shot at slamming down her [...]
The Sokolski brothers are these two irish boys who simply put, will fuck anything that moves with a vagina. More often than not, it works to their advantage as they find a dope slut that wants to suck both of their cocks at once or give Adam a brainjob while Evan eats out her snatch [...]
I really get crazy when the porno video I want is inaccessible. It’s like it becomes a fucking serious, Porn Emergency. I was surfing the net trying to find this video where my favorite smut star gets walloped from behind, spanked and cunt tanked by one of the legendary guys, someone who fueled my development.
So, [...]
A longtime pleasure palms Jerk Nowitzki massage parlor, Helen’s place is located about a mile and a half from the crib.
So I make the trek with one hand on the wheel the other hand on my mushroom-headed yogurt slinger as I’m ready to take on a nice, ass-toting babe and plaster the walls of the [...]
Carlita is a different breed. She is hellbent on fucking men in uniform and has a longtime penchant for blowing cops to circumvent tickets.
So I tell sargeant Marcus the deal with this dome-giving fiend and alert him to the spots she hangs out and and sparks trees at night. So one night, Marcus is scouring [...]
It was like being at a damned sewing circle! These immature chicks were yapping it up about this and that and whose fucking all the girls’ boyfriends and shouldn’t be getting away with it and who is without reluctance, giving dome to all the seniors at lunch and all this hearsay bullshit.
I know it’s stupid, [...]
My girlfriend got me a massage for my birthday and while I had requested an
erotic one, I figured I’d settle for the cards I was dealt. The problem was the
masseuse that was rubbing me down was touching my ass gently and stroking my balls lightly.
I started to stiffen up and she suddenly ripped my
towel off [...]
Bart is just this bad motherfucker, who they nicknamed helicoptor because of his penchant for wrapping his otherworldly size dick around his prey.
So, when Bart is at his Masonry job, he typically leaves a business card for his “other” job, which entails digging deep into snatches and catching cfnm brainjobs from older chicks and a handful [...]





