Porn Emergency

Posted on 7 Jun 2010 In: cfnm

I really get crazy when the porno video I want is inaccessible.  It’s like it becomes a fucking serious, Porn Emergency. I was surfing the net trying to find this video where my favorite smut star gets walloped from behind, spanked and cunt tanked by one of the legendary guys, someone who fueled my development.

So, I hop over to 112th street to peruse the goods in a sex shop. I ask the well-tatted, pierced-up freaky chick who is working the counter and she directs me to the back of the store. She has a really funny look on her face, which is odd because usually these chicks think every request is nothing too crazy.
So, immediately jump to the back when I see some smokeshow blonde in front of me, looking through all the videos while wearing these sexy-as-fuck boots that seem to help her ass stick out in spandex and her thong of blue luster is visible. For a second, I think to myself..The videos might be an afterthought at this point. She drops the video she’s looking at real innocently and bends over to pick it up, nearly backing her ass up directly on my cock.
“I’m sorry,” she says, and I’m going to tell her there’s absolutely nothing in the world she should her apologize about, as her nice wobbly ass on my cock nearly gets my tipper hard.
I tell her it’s fine, and she continues reading through the back of her porno video. I’m sifting through a barrage of videos myself, and at this point I don’t even care if they have the one I’m interested in. I really need to embrace the sexual beast within me, so I start chatting her up about porn videos I like.
At first she’s kind of just listening to me, not really reacting and then suddenly she gets into freak mode. She’s telling me about how moist her pussy gets when she watches this video and how during sex you can’t pull her hair hard enough for it to hurt because the good pain of a cock inside her can eliminates all bad pain.
She tells me about this sex toy I might want to try out.
I ask her if she works for this shop and she indicates, “kind of,” and with that we leave the store together and my heart is beating like shit as we head outside. Some big, hairy dude, Bruce, is waiting in front of a car smoking a cigarette. He’s littered in tattoos all over his arms and down to his waste, like an art collection of them and he’s got sweat stains underneath his armpits.
“Brucey baby, I need to take this one for a ride,” the hot chick tells me. Bruce nods his head at me, but doesn’t say anything. We get in the car and I make the first move, burying my tongue down her throat as she grabs for my tall tommy. It feels good as shit, so I whip my entire junk out as she continues to kiss me and suck my neck.
I need a cfnm blowjob, I can’t let this opporunity pass.
So, I gently push her head down and she starts fiddling my balls and it feels so euphoric-like right now.
She starts sucking the slime out of my behemoth cock and she’s very talented.
Her eyes are pasted on me throughout the cfnm blowjob, and I look outside and Bruce is there watching but not really reacting. She continues to slurp my salami and dig her nails into my nutsack and she responds instantly when I tell her to grab it.
I feel the nut rising in my gut and suddenly burst out all over her cum-hungry face. It comes in clusters, five seconds from each other and she licks it off herself.
So much for the video.

Helen’s Place

Posted on 21 May 2010 In: cfnm

A longtime pleasure palms Jerk Nowitzki massage parlor, Helen’s place is located about a mile and a half from the crib.

So I make the trek with one hand on the wheel the other hand on my mushroom-headed yogurt slinger as I’m ready to take on a nice, ass-toting babe and plaster the walls of the joint with the cum shot heard around the world.

I get inside and have to wait 40 minutes, as a number of other perverted old man are getting their knobs polished before men. Helen’s is a unique place because the girls climb on top of you and butter up your ass and balls before flipping you over and jerking you off until you spray. More often than not, they hurry you up and make you plaster the wall with a creambomb because they have a cfnm jerkjob to give at the next hour to someone else.

So, as I’m waiting I drift off to sleep. I’m suddenly awaken by Hannah, a big-titted tight package who asks me how I would like my massage. I tell her hard.

Throughout the regular massage, I am guiding her little soft, dick-wanking hands towards my butt but it seems she doesn’t want to touch there as maybe they’ve committed to keeping the place clean.

Fuck that I say, and bring it to her attention that this place has long been advertised as a happy ending location where you can get your rocks off. Now I know everything from a diddly-eyed Joe to a damned-if-I-know about the other places: who works, what hours, what they charge for an additional cfnm handjob, so I warn her that if she doesn’t perform the task that’s advertised I’m going to avoid giving her a tip and bounce.

With that, she takes my boxers off and starts fondeling my ass and rubbing it ever so lightly. It feels fucking awesome as she starts tugging on my balls and then as she tells me to turn over she lies on top of me and slaps both of her soft hands on my dick and begs for me to eke out a big nut. She’s jerking the dick non-stop, so fast and hard it feels as if she’s trying to rip the wangus out of my body, a la Lauraina Bobbit.

I almost tell her to chill she’s tugging away at the tall tommy and fucking ripping the pulse out of it so hard she cleary wants to be treated with a dose of jizz for her hard work on the cfnm handjob.

“I want you cum baby,” says the asian beauty. “Give me your juice.”

With that I blast out a big potent spray, followed by two more.

“Cop”ping some Dome

Posted on 14 May 2010 In: cfnm

Carlita is a different breed. She is hellbent on fucking men in uniform and has a longtime penchant for blowing cops to circumvent tickets.

So I tell sargeant Marcus the deal with this dome-giving fiend and alert him to the spots she hangs out and and sparks trees at night. So one night, Marcus is scouring the landscape for dopeheads as he needs a collar but nut as badly as he needs a cfnm brainjob.

He suddenly spots Carlita gunning it down the street, the blazing latina beauty is on a furious 0-50 murk and he starts putting the siren on and hastily chasing her.

She pulls over, but the ultra-twisted broad can't really pull it together. She's going over to Reggie's house to get dicked and she did not expect this kind of interruption.

 She cums up with the idea of flaunting her big tits to distract the officer but it's to no avail as he goes right in for the kill.

At first  she avoids letting him lick her down but when push comes to shove he asks if her she wants to get off scott-free.

She nods her head and then unravels his belt and pulls out his manslinger, jerking it relentlessly. She sticks her head out the window and with big spanish ass hanging up in the air, starts bobbing his knob at a frantic pace.

"Ahh, take this dick," says the officer as he receives a professional cfnm blowjob as the cock balloons in Carlita's big mouth.

He then changes the tempo.

"Fucking tease me baby," says the officer, causing Carlita to grab the big man's balls and lick everywhere near his mammoth manslinger.

Then, in a strange twist of events the oddball cop circumvents the cfnm suckjob and starts shellacking it in her face!

Cops man...

Novice CFNM Suckjob

Posted on 7 May 2010 In: cfnm

It was like being at a damned sewing circle! These immature chicks were yapping it up about this and that and whose fucking all the girls' boyfriends and shouldn't be getting away with it and who is without reluctance, giving dome to all the seniors at lunch and all this hearsay bullshit.

I know it's stupid, but I chime in. I tell them they have a lot to learn in the world of relationships, sex, hardcore fucking, cfnm, and this that and the third.

They all shower me in arguments and tell me that men are too unpredictable and ego-led. Two fucking smoking spanish babes, twins as a matter of fact, tell me they want to know how to infiltrate the mindset of a big-dicked idiot like
myself. This way, they won’t have to try hard to understand their gay-ass boyfriends.

Our conversation is interrupted as one of the chicks started rolling off a number of text messages from her boyfriend and I need to weather the storm so I just jump into the center of where they are all seated and whip out my dick. I figure that will get them to calm down and change the hyped-up tune of things for a moment. Plus, being a male stripper, I’m assuming they haven’t witnessed a cock of this strength and immensity.

I was right! Their little buggy eyes popped out of the fucking sockets! Having dealt with the babydicked people they deal with, they’re perhaps unfamiliar with clientele of my type.

At first, the owner is appalled by it. He orders me to go outside so he can have a word with me, but the girls convince him to let me stay.

 After staring at my mammoth manslinger they make comments amongst each other dissecting how "fucking big it is" and how it "would definitely leave them sore as shit, like unable to walk the next day." Some of them are salivating, others are just shocked at the girth and length and puzzled at how I would be able to fit it into their motor mouths.

They then point to Margarita, whose boyfriend has criticized her dome-giving ability. Her friends urge her to practice on me and a cock of my magnitude saying it will get her better in the long wrong.

It’s certainly a task I’d be up to so she soon devours my dick and I start coaching her during the very novice yet relieving cfnm blowjob.

 I start telling her to gently avoid the teeth and her friends are cheering her on and slapping her ass and I'm overwhelmed that such a small and blazing young chick can handle a
cock that's been through so many different flavors and with that I feel the nut arising and the girls are getting real excited and grabbing my arms as I'm butt naked
and ready to launch one.

I pull out and decorate her sweater with a multitude of sprays as I finish and am overwhelmed at how efficient her novice cfnm suckjob was.

Just Me And My Baby

Posted on 27 Apr 2010 In: Uncategorized

We had two days off from work, Mikalya and I. So, we fucked a lot more than we usually do, which typically ends up sucking the energy out of both of us until the point that we watch a movie and knot out.

But this was a fuck fest that few on this side of Peter North and Jenna Jameson could simulate. I was stuffing her cunt in more positions that I knew were possible, thrusting my throbbing cock into her tight little can and having to cover her mouth so she wouldn’t disturb the neighbors with her glass-shattering loud screaming.

I came all over her stomach, and 15 minutes later, she’s in her work clothes. I asked her what the hell she was doing, and she confirmed to me that someone called out on her job and she needed to fill in. I couldn’t resist. I had to try to get another nut out and pleasure her.

So, she’s sitting there fully clothed while I’m butt-ass naked. I’m fresh from a shower, and the touch of her tongue on my balls is so soothing I’m begging for more as she starts throating my big bulging cock and the cfnm blowjob is essentially all tongue. It’s only revving me up more and even though she keeps telling me she has to rush to work and that she’s already late, I use my skill to stimulate her cunt over the skirt to keep her in the bedroom.

I then start piping Mikayla’s smooth pussy at a frenetic, frantic, and fuck the shit out me pace. It’s never felt this good before as I start injecting it deep in there and have her pulling onto my hair and biting down on a pillow.

Can’t wait until my baby gets back from work!!!!

Kaylee

Posted on 15 Apr 2010 In: Uncategorized

Kaylee is this super-hot Italian bella who announces her presence with her tight ass that is always shaped well in the spandex and pants that eventually flaunt the work of art that almost puts me to sleep in exotic ecstasy staring at it and imaging how fucking lovely it would be to pound her from the  back and bounce off that round, perfectly sculpted thing.

She works at a restaurant on my block, and I’m a regular there every day. I’m old, but not as old as some of the perverts that waltz in there scheming for some tight pussy that they will never snag.

I heard she likes a man with money, so I roll over there in my Range Rover one day and I notices it gets her attention. The next day, Jasmine, this horny chick that gives me a cfnm blowjob for letting me drive the car and frequently gives me a cfnm road dome or  blows cops to sidestep tickets or get herself out of something, lets me in a little secret: Kaylee wants me to fuck the shit out of her.

I roll in there the next day and kick-start the action by hitting on her non-stop, she loves every single iota of it and finally I ask her what time she gets off work and if she wants to cum with me for a drink.

She takes me up on the offer, and my pulse is pumping all over the place as I exit the parking lot. When I return to pick her up, we get into the heavy petting before we even go out to get the drink! She starts getting my horny as fuck by licking my neck and sucking my nips and then stroking my dick with a nice, cfnm handjob. It quickly morphs into a cfnm blowjob, however, and she brings a brand of slow-to-fast tempo while eyeballing me during the earth-shaking, spine-tingling cfnm blowjob.

It’s rather chilly outside so my dick feels so good in her warm mouth and it’s really just a matter of luck as a dumb, big-dicked idiot like me stumbled upon a woman this beautiful who happens to have unleashed the sexual appetite within her.

I start getting revved up during the excellent cfnm blowjob, screaming “I want to fuck” as I’m being spoiled by her pleasure palms which are tugging down my balls while gently rubbing my ass.

Two minutes later, we are fucking like a couple of jack rabbits on red bull and my fantasy instantly becomes reality as I slip it inside her tight can and begin pumping from behind while the ass that I worshi; is bumping up and down all over me.

It feels so good and I continue to pump hard, my cock slips out of her wet watermain and she injects it back in there asking me to fuck harder. I do, and before I know it she’s telling me she’s going to come all over my cock! She then gushes a storm of all over me and it gets the car’s leather all wet but at this point I don’t give a damn so I keep railing her from behind and grabbing her butt cheeks and spanking away with a vengeance and suddenly I pull out a creambomb on those beautiful butt cheeks.

WOOOO. Feels good. Tank is empty and dream has cum true, and cum all over the place too!

Neighbordhood Fuckhouse

Posted on 3 Apr 2010 In: Uncategorized

Lang and I run a restaurant that’s loaded with smoking hot and skanky waitresses.

We hire them based on looks, whether or not they will wear tight ass black pants and bend over so my gaggle of perves at the bar can stare at their butter-soft asses and big bouncing tits, and reputation. Yeah, we’re pigs.

What are you going to do?

So, one day Lang and I have Kaila and Jaylene, two dope sluts with a penchant for sucking dick. Our busboy Brett already copped a CFNM blowjob in the kitchen from her while closing up last week. So, we figure It’s our turn.

Jaylene is bending over, her great bubbly ass sticking in our direction and the pink thong visible, so lang takes a giant spank at it.

She shrieks with an ‘ahhh!’ But we get the feeling that she likes it. Moments later, she’s willingly bending down at the counter while we both slap her ass with our big cocks, almost as if we’re playing the drums on her cock-hardening butt cheeks.

She then tugs both of our dicks from behind as we both feel her ass and spank it. She starts tightening her grip while Kaila starts tonguing us down in between the cfnm handjob.

I then pop my throbbing dick in Kaila’s warm mouth and start grabbing her pigtails and she throats me while I fuck her face.

Love this job….

Parents weekend has the many benefits that accompany such an event. Being 40 and tight with my 19-year-old son, who I groomed to be the football player he is today, with a scholarship and the ability to walk around campus with his dick out of his pants, I take advantage of the tight pussy he might funnel down to big papa.

I ask him to text me when he's at a party that's all students looking to sidestep the parent/student aspect of the weekend and flush down some beers and play beer pong with girls flaunting their big juicy tits as a distraction method.

My son textes me to tell him, quickly informing me that he's at the moment catching a cfnm blowjob from this chick Daisy and that I should drop by this banging party over at Kent St.

I arrive at the party, register my presence and this banger is actually all that Jay cracks it up to be. I waltz into a room where chicks are making out with guys who are pulling their pants off gently and
plucking theit thongs and its essentially a who's who of freshmen athlete groupies clucking for a fucking.

I tell a few of them that I'm Jay's uncle who played at a neighboring college back in the day,  and they all flock to me, apparently (or at least in the perverted compartment of my brain) in "Welcome To The U" pursuit of my big bulging dick.

All of a sudden, one of the football team jumpoffs, Ashley, gripes about being around too few dudes and says can someone "please touch my fucking cunt!"

I'm a little taken aback, but I figure why not so I penetrate her snatch over her little boxer shorts as we saunter into her room.

She's moaning lustily as I suck the little girls tits and inject my finger into her wet snatch.

"I fucking want to..I really fucking want to blow you," she says to me, extracting a response in my jeans as my dick gets hard as fuck and she starts strangling it before I get butt ass naked and lie down on her water bed as she gives me a soothing cfnm blowjob.

It feels fucking good as she starts slurping me down and licking my balls while slowly grabbing my balls and then changing the tempo as she applies a tourniquet hand-wrench on the big puppies. It hurst a little bit but it's good pain that really triggers my fuck game.

I turn her on her back on the bed and slip the wangus into her wet slit and
she's begging me to fuck her harder as I pick up the pace. All of a sudden she's
screaming beyond her control as I'm pillaging through and pulverizing her tight
little pussy. I slip my fingers down her thong and find her bubbly butt cheeks soft and warm as hell.

I then throw my thumb in her ass and get her to gush all over her bed!!!!!

 

 

Tired Of Games

Posted on 15 Mar 2010 In: Uncategorized

Taliqua knows that she has spilt her pussy all around these herbs that can barely handle it.

She knows that she’s played games around me on a multitude of occasions and I’ve told her that she could do whatever she wants but it’s only proventing me from banging the fucking snot out of her. I’m pretty sure, that’s what we both want anyhow.

So, when she’s sending me a flurry of instant messages about what she wants me to do to her I tell her I’m not going to unless it cums into fruition. 
 
The crazy, artsy pothead broad asks me to describe it in a manner that’s not vulgar and instead sophisticated and I know we’ve done this on a number of occasion and as a result she’s just ended up fingering herself and gushing all over her bed and I’ve ended up stroking it or catching a cfnm blowjob in the storage room at Arnie’s from this gothic chick Trina. 
 
So, I tell her I’m going to bed and she responds by saying Ok. And then I mention I’m going to whack it to a smut film I have and that that’s the best plan right now considering she’s bullshitting and she responds, “or you can cum to campus and fuck the shit out of me.” 
 
I ask her if she’s bulshitting and she says no and that her pussy is craving for a cock and that she’s really begging for a cock pegging so I finally drive over there and when she opens the door in bra and panties she basically jumps on me and starts sucking my neck while pulling my cock out of my pants and aggressively treating me to a soothing cfnm handjob. 
 
I throw her on the bed on her back and basically jump on the bed, standing up on it before squatting down and dipping my big cock in her mouth. She’s taking a mouthful of my massive manslinger, a great relaxing cfnm blowjob, when I see her fingering herself I know I could pulverize her tight pussy and I start spanking her ass with a passion and fire and all of a sudden I stick it in her wet snatch and she is loving every ounce of my meat. 
 
At first my manhood is hurting her immensely, she’s never had a cock of this magnitude inside her and the g-spot is sucking it in so while it feels incredibly good she admits it’s hurting her.

So, I pull it out and put it back into her mouth before spraying a load in her warm mouth!!!!!!!

Never Been Touched

Posted on 2 Mar 2010 In: Uncategorized

Billy Olborne is this 45-year-old virgin we chill with at work and convince him he needs to get some sort of sexual union in his life so he won’t be so fucking uptight all the time and he’ll be able to be more lenient when it comes to things like talking to chicks and texting them at work and breaking out for a cigarette break.

So, we tell him if we finish all our work before 4 we’re going to take him to the nearby massage parlor, which has two of the hottest masseuses–they of the pleasure palms and proclivity for inhaling dick for dough–working at 5.

They’re names are Lucy and Lainey.

We make a concentrated effort to get everything done on time, and we’ve managed to get Billy O at the door.

We ring the doorbell, and a scantily-clad 20-something chick answers and grabs him by the arm as the clown literally scratches the door before we push his sorry ass in there.

We ask the chick to sick Lucy and Lainey on the poor dork and they shove him in a room, butt-ass naked, before Lucy and Lainey finish two cops in the neighboring room with cfnm blowjobs.

As they funnel the cops’ spunk into each other’s mouths, they are advised to go into the room where butt-ass naked Ben is shaking his ass off.

The two chicks start by laying him down and rubbing his ass and balls with oil.

He’s making the weirdest fucking noises we can hear him all the way from the lounge room of the massage joint and and it sounds like a mule is getting into a fight or something.

All of a sudden, the two scintillating Chinese chicks (Lainey has the words China, under her left tit) start giving him a dual cfnm jerkjob to calm his poindexter ass down and 20 seconds later the dick-to-mouth action happens as Lucy gulps his dick down and the nerd is surprising us with how long he is lasting through the slow, tantric style cfnm blowjob.

Then, Lucy takes a couple licks of his balls–a sensitive spot he will later explain to us–and boom, he covers the room with the cumshot heard around the world!

Afterwards, as we stroll to our car in the parking lot, he’s laughing his head off at what he’s just done and begging us to take him next Friday again, claiming he doesn’t care how much we produce in the office.

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