At that time of night, its so late that almost everything is automated – just bare bones staff, and even fewer people coming through – the “drunk train” we nicknamed it, because when you were too wasted to go home, you could just hop on and end up a couple blocks from home.  While most of the sober guys had nothing to worry about the cops doing DUI tests, I was the only cock-heavy idiot going home empty handed.

Still – when I drink, I drink, and maybe I have to pick up the car in the morning but I still had a canteen of liquor hidden on me.  I’m sipping rum when I noticed one of the doors that connects to the other cabin opens – and in strolls this slamming slut, sitting right in front of me, a taste of pussy just peeking out from beneath her skirt.  Her name is Rose. She has one of those string thongs on and the way its lurching off, you wonder if she’s intentionally provoking you or just too drunk to notice.  We get to chit chat and she takes a drink, and soon enough we’re making out like kids sneaking into the opposite-gender dorms, and she’s whispering in my ear, wondering if I want to fuck.

I unfurl my massive man-meat, and her pleasure palms engage in a judo grib around my ram rod, clenching and preparing me off with a cfnm handjob.  Soon she kneels and I’m jerking it, stroking it in her face, asking her what she wants as I admire that ass and she answers – not in words, but by simply engulfing my dick with her mouth, face fucking as my longwanger clobbers her esophagus making me feel like a pharaoh.  I’m sliding down her throat like a snake, such that now she can lick my balls, and I manage to reach over and play with her ass and pussy, feeling this horny drunk slut gushing.

I ask if I can pound that pussy, massacre that muff, and soon I’m balls deep in her slit, tapping her butthole with my nuts as I’m thrusting before she starts hollering like a whore.  We fuck and fuck, when Rose moans that she’s on birth control so she wants me to cum inside her – and hell, no chance she can find me again anyways – so I unload my spunk inside her – aaaahhh!

Sometimes better than a wing-man is a wing-woman: they’re better at breaking the ice with girls, they often have their flock of friends, and if you’re the 1 guy in a harem of girls, you can get VIP access as a freebie!  So I’m with this girl one night when she brings a new friend, this super-busty, lovely-ass babe who I couldn’t resist flirting with.  Her epic rack had me harder than a bar exam, and I was fantasizing about whipping out my dick and bending her over the sofa right there.  Her sex appeal was nuts.  I was mired in the conversation, and its not that I didn’t want to talk to her but I couldn’t say the things I wanted to say – I was so overwhelmed by a fucking crazy curves as she danced drunk nearby.

She screamed and moaned, to the point of blood-curdling yelling and it disrupted the people next door so many times that I had to tell her to chill out while I munched through her can and put aside her little thong while sticking my middle finger in her asshole.

That’s the truth.

Anytime I have my tongue in that wet, slippery slit while simultaneously putting my finger or thumb in her assshole, the cum comes pouring down by the pint. She was so slippery wet that I asked her if she wanted to mix it up a little bit.

Before I can even finish the sentence, Karretta has her hand stroking my dong gently and as I kiss her like she’s my high school prom date her hard stroke picks up its pace and she digs her fingernails into my balls while slapping my ass and grabbing the thick of it. It feels great as she jerks the big cock, cfnm style, and rubs her hand on the hair of my ass and it feels so good that the fucking ass hair nearly stands up as I’m in a euphoric state and my mind is completely relaxed.

It feels so fucking good as she puts her small little hands all over my sweat-laden ballsack and with that I ask her to spit on my cock. She just just that, drenching it as badly as she drenched the carpet with her cum and she then applies her teeth and devours the dick. I’m asking myself what can be better than this as she starts slurping with no teeth and the tongue starts coasting up and down my mammoth slinger. I’m feeling so good and revved up that I start jerking my dick myself just because I know a volcano of cum will emerge faster and I ask her to gently plop my balls in her mouth.

With that, I blast out a big hot steamy dose of cum that nails her right in the face and splurts out so long it gets all over her back!

So as soon as I busted into the office she began smothering me in kisses and we tongued each other down before she got all my clothes off and started rubbing her ass on me as I slapped it and while I went to the ground to rip her thong off she grabbed me by the cock. Oh, it felt so good I couldn’t manage to move at my tempo so she stuck her long thong down the tip of my balls while handling my cock.

The cfnm handjob quickly morphed into a cfnm blowjob as she started ripping through my meat at a wild, freakish pace. “I love your big dick I love this fat fucking throbbing cock in my mouth!” She screamed aloud, and with that I began piping her mouth and drilling her with shots of dick until the tip of my dick hit the end of her throat and I realized I was absolutely caged by her warm mouth and the cfnm blowjob was getting better and better and I grabbed a stapler in my left hand while placing my right hand on the side of the desk as I piped her mouth and unleashed a mammoth creambomb!!!!!

cfnm trip compeleted.

It was to no avail though. All of the tatted tormenting hoes were in mid-day form and were not yet clucking for a fucking. So, a big-dicked idiot like myself started getting these cravings, the ones I just can’t fend off when my cock starts to rise and rise.

So, I trekked it down 95 and made a call to DArnius 51 asking for my girl of choice, Jackie. When I got in there, she greeted me at the door with her big stack of tits and dick-friendly ass that seems to just jiggle every time I slap it and she has a little pep in her step so when she walks it looks like she’s fresh from a fucking.

I then forked over the bread, $100 house fee, and we went into a dark room. I said fuck the complimentary massage I want to get right after it, which I did as I started getting butt naked and licking her from top to bottom while she tugged on my cock like it was a big leash.

I started fucking her hand for a good minute, an intense cfnm handjob that seemed like she was going to rip it off before I bent her over on the table and started simulating sex as I dipped my cock underneath her fat pussy and ass and started piping.

While I slammed my salami against her, I began licking her ass thoroughly and I got the idea to start eating her feet. Boom, boom, smash. It was on.

The cfnm blowjob suddenly morphed into a cfnm footjob as I fucked her feet thoroughly.

It was a different feeling but nevertheless a soothing, euphoric one as she got down on both knees and begged for me to spray one in her mouth.

I unloaded uncontrollably, screaming like a wild barbarian as the big shot of jizz entered her face and she loved my spunk all the way through.

So, we figure a girl of such caliber and a dork of such magnitude would be a perfect fit. We execute a plan for her to carry out, as the sultry, big-titted, caramel-skinned beauty saunters up into his room wearing a string thong and a see-through bra. At first, Wilson is nervous and sweating profusely. He has never been in such a situation before. We stare through the window, however, and Claudie starts undressing him. He is a little taken aback by it, but we know he’s thanking the higher power in his head. All of a sudden she starts licking around his stomach and his cock balloons as she starts wrapping her thick lips around it and giving him a cfnm blowjob! Yes!

We look in and see the geek of mammoth proportions try to deposit his erect cock into her mouth as if he’s face fucking her but she’s pretty much controlling the tempo. It seems too good to be true for us, and one of our laxer friends, Dan, jumps in. He bursts through the door with his cock out and starts grabbing her by her thong as she chokes his dick out and begins giving him a cfnm handjob.

She’s got one nerd’s cock in her mouth and one big-dicked idiot’s mammoth meatslinger in her hand in with that Dan starts eating out her snatch while she’s still doming out Wilson the herb.

Every herb has its day.

She asks Mikey to be a sex servent and moisten up her ass with a flurry of creams she brought with her. He has no choice. The two other chicks demand that he do it or they’ll pull his pants down and grab his balls in front of everyone. They see it as an act of humiliation but Mikey likes it, so they strip him until he’s butass naked in front of the entire pool while he rubs some oil on Calilia’s bubbly ass. She’s sticking her ass out in his face and his cock is getting so hard that one of the other girls, Sylvie, has no choice but to duck under and give him a cfnm blowjob. He starts moaning of good joy as she slurps his cock down and the other girl, Jenna, gently rubs his ass while he rubs the oil on Calilia.

He then starts kissing her ass softly, rubbing his small little hands near her pussy and licking that ass while Sylvie and Jenna,  a petite asian with a propensity for giving random dudes dome, goes house on his cock. They go downtown on his cock and thread through his balls as Calilia screams, “tease me. Yeah. I fucking love being tease. Yeah, tease me. I really like being teased.”

Before he can figure out his next move, Sylvie grabs him by the hair and sticks his head near Calilia’s pussy and demands he eat her snatch. He does and is chomping through her wet box before unleashing a big fat nut that Jenna slurps down and shares with her friends.

Cate, a paper-slim blonde who loves showing off her little bubbly ass, tells us not to stop and with that I start making out with her in front of everybody. She is getting much pleasure from my tongue and she whispers in my ear that she always wanted my dick inside of her can but she never thought I showed enough interest in her.

Shit, I said. If I had known this we would have been hanging out months ago! She is a little upset that she had to wait so long and so I ask her how I can make it up to her. She tells me to eat her snatch before the party and that I do, digging my tongue into her wet cunt as I pull her pants off and her friends undo my belt buckle and get me naked too.

The flashes of cell phone and digital cameras go off as I continue to eat her out before the crowd and all the dudes are chanting for her to return the favor.

“Suck his cock! Suck his cock! Suck his cock!” Yells the crowd of girls and guys and with that she takes my super-hard cock and starts spitting on it before depositing it inside her warm mouth.

The crowd roars of approval as Cate begins devouring my dick before the crowd, slurping every bit of it in slow, tantric fashion. She then deepthroats me at the friends’ request and moments later everybody is screaming at me to cum.

“Cum! Cum! Cum! Paint her face, dude! Cum!”

She has these great, buggy eyes which are sticking out at me and I can tell she really wants a big shot all over her so I fritter off onto her tits and the release feels so good as all the kids congratulate me.

So I make the trek with one hand on the wheel the other hand on my mushroom-headed yogurt slinger as I’m ready to take on a nice, ass-toting babe and plaster the walls of the joint with the cum shot heard around the world.

I get inside and have to wait 40 minutes, as a number of other perverted old man are getting their knobs polished before men. Helen’s is a unique place because the girls climb on top of you and butter up your ass and balls before flipping you over and jerking you off until you spray. More often than not, they hurry you up and make you plaster the wall with a creambomb because they have a cfnm jerkjob to give at the next hour to someone else.

So, as I’m waiting I drift off to sleep. I’m suddenly awaken by Hannah, a big-titted tight package who asks me how I would like my massage. I tell her hard.

Throughout the regular massage, I am guiding her little soft, dick-wanking hands towards my butt but it seems she doesn’t want to touch there as maybe they’ve committed to keeping the place clean.

Fuck that I say, and bring it to her attention that this place has long been advertised as a happy ending location where you can get your rocks off. Now I know everything from a diddly-eyed Joe to a damned-if-I-know about the other places: who works, what hours, what they charge for an additional cfnm handjob, so I warn her that if she doesn’t perform the task that’s advertised I’m going to avoid giving her a tip and bounce.

With that, she takes my boxers off and starts fondeling my ass and rubbing it ever so lightly. It feels fucking awesome as she starts tugging on my balls and then as she tells me to turn over she lies on top of me and slaps both of her soft hands on my dick and begs for me to eke out a big nut. She’s jerking the dick non-stop, so fast and hard it feels as if she’s trying to rip the wangus out of my body, a la Lauraina Bobbit.

I almost tell her to chill she’s tugging away at the tall tommy and fucking ripping the pulse out of it so hard she cleary wants to be treated with a dose of jizz for her hard work on the cfnm handjob.

“I want you cum baby,” says the asian beauty. “Give me your juice.”

With that I blast out a big potent spray, followed by two more.

So, we tell him if we finish all our work before 4 we’re going to take him to the nearby massage parlor, which has two of the hottest masseuses–they of the pleasure palms and proclivity for inhaling dick for dough–working at 5.

They’re names are Lucy and Lainey.

We make a concentrated effort to get everything done on time, and we’ve managed to get Billy O at the door.

We ring the doorbell, and a scantily-clad 20-something chick answers and grabs him by the arm as the clown literally scratches the door before we push his sorry ass in there.

We ask the chick to sick Lucy and Lainey on the poor dork and they shove him in a room, butt-ass naked, before Lucy and Lainey finish two cops in the neighboring room with cfnm blowjobs.

As they funnel the cops’ spunk into each other’s mouths, they are advised to go into the room where butt-ass naked Ben is shaking his ass off.

The two chicks start by laying him down and rubbing his ass and balls with oil.

He’s making the weirdest fucking noises we can hear him all the way from the lounge room of the massage joint and and it sounds like a mule is getting into a fight or something.

All of a sudden, the two scintillating Chinese chicks (Lainey has the words China, under her left tit) start giving him a dual cfnm jerkjob to calm his poindexter ass down and 20 seconds later the dick-to-mouth action happens as Lucy gulps his dick down and the nerd is surprising us with how long he is lasting through the slow, tantric style cfnm blowjob.

Then, Lucy takes a couple licks of his balls–a sensitive spot he will later explain to us–and boom, he covers the room with the cumshot heard around the world!

Afterwards, as we stroll to our car in the parking lot, he’s laughing his head off at what he’s just done and begging us to take him next Friday again, claiming he doesn’t care how much we produce in the office.